straight white boy: what are you doing?
me: laying in bed
straight white boy: anything else? ;)
straight white boy: are you sure? ;)
The one time I really did myself up, taking time to look good and everything to go to a bar tonight, my friends decide last minute, nah jk, we’re not gonna do that.
Is this the one situation where murder is acceptable, Y/N?
runs in the family i guess
damn, tyra. you might as well just write “i fuckin hate u” on the paper and give her that.